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Joke of the Day

"Dancing Prime Minister Dancing Chancellor of the Exchequer Dancing Lord Privy Seal -ABBA explores dance vis-a-vis constitutional monarchies"

"A friend asked me if it was wrong for him to send messages to himself online in order to appear more popular on social media I said ""No, go on, tweet yourself."" Shamelessly stolen from Jimmy Carr."

"Funny joke. TheFineBrothers."

"Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ? He wanted to go down on history."

"I hate arrogant people....It's like they think they're better than me...No one is better than me!"

"So I just found out those stick figures on the back of cars are not to keep track of how many pedestrians you've hit,i will be removing mine"

"Infomercials that present themselves as ""special"" news reports - Who exactly are these fooling?"

"Hmmm... If I throw a watch in the garbage.... Is that considered a waste of time..?"

"i imagine having sex with bill cosby is alot like a Ronda rousey fight. it's terrifying, some poor girl ends up being unconscious, and it only lasts about 30 seconds"

"I woke up suddenly terrified I'm late for work... I opened my eyes and chilled - I'm at work."