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"Why was I sentenced to 1 year in prison with 6 months probation after killing a nigger? On charges of impersonating a police officer."
"If I ever become a DJ, my name will be DJ Oriental Immigrant Because I lay down sick tracks"
"Whats the difference between a Pimple and a Catholic Priest? One will wait until you're 13 to come all over your face."
"My wife gets kind of bitchy once a month. It usually lasts about 30 days."
"A patient asked the dentist if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered ""I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."""
"My Dirty apartment..... Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass."
"You say ""kiss ass,"" I say ""rim job enthusiast."""
"Nuts What do you call nuts on the wall? Wallnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts. Finally, what do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobees."