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Joke of the Day

"What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9? ...I can't even..."

"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."

"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning Wood."

"What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo"

"""I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting..."" ""...but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."""

"Eric Clapton Did you know Eric Clapton's son was a speed reader? Six stories in 2 seconds."

"Why don't elephants smoke? They can't fit their butts in the ashtray"

"What's the hardest part of telling your parents that you're gay? getting up their front stairs in your rollerblades"

"Time zones are amazing! Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980."

"So my new Quantum Computer finally arrived today... ...inside the box, all I found was a dead cat :("