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Joke of the Day

"My Dirty apartment..... Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass."

"Did you hear about the guy that was born without ears? Neither did he."

"My girlfriend said she was sick of me pretending to be a detective... ...and that ""we should split up"" ""Good idea"", I said, ""that way we can cover more ground"""

"Just saw a dolphin with a tattoo of a college girl struggling for individuality and freedom from her middle class parents"

"I only use shampoo that smells like raspberries so people don't think it's weird when I have jam in my hair."

"It sucks when something bad happens to someone you hate. Nobody will let you gloat. It's like you can't even enjoy your own joy."

"If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be? A whoa-man."

"Today I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds Look for the cool ants."

"Did you hear David Copperfield got AIDs? He did Magic."