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Joke of the Day

"As I was driving home I saw a black man carrying a TV down the street... Nervously, I had to wonder if it was mine, but then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes"

"Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost."

"Apparently Mr. Skeltal joined the band Imagine Dragons. I heard they were going back to their doots."

"My mother always said, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your maid."" When I went to college the dorm had a maid who told us, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your mother."""

"[NSFW] Why was the snowman smiling? He could see the snowblower coming down the street."

"TIFU by burning my post oops, retoast"

"Did you hear the AIDS joke? You haven't? Never mind, I don't want to spread it."

"What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? Triangull"

"What do you call the german version of Harry Potter? Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas."

"My friend thinks he's smart He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face."