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Joke of the Day

"As I was driving home I saw a black man carrying a TV down the street... Nervously, I had to wonder if it was mine, but then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes"

"(NSFW)Dating is not easy for gay men... everyone is either an asshole or a dick."

"What's the best thing about Sweden? Well, their flag is a big plus..."

"How do you know if someone has run a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"When ever someone asks me how I'm able to insult people so well..... I say ""I'm German, roasting people is what I do..."""

"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"

"Fun Fact: You can edit and crop a selfie so that we aren't able to see the cataclysmic disaster of dirty clothes in the background!"

"What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked? She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall."

"You know how I got my dick to 12 inches? I cut it in half."

"Intellectual Jokes as in: Yo mama so wide she didn't fit through the Thermopylae Pass or she so fat she didn't fit through the last circle in Dante's Inferno. Let's get this thread ballin'."