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"What is a Polish person's favorite weapon? A Warsaw..."
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"Why did the tomato blush? Because it seen the Salad dressing ( I'll see myself out)"
"What is the difference between a circus side show and a Las Vegas floor show? One has a cunning array of stunts, the other has a stunning array of cunts."
"I hate it when candidates put signs on your lawn without even asking your permission. Who the hell is 'Foreclosure'?"
"An Irish girl tells her mother that she's decided to become a prostitute. ""A WHAT?!"" her mother says. ""A prostitute,"" the daughter says. ""Thank god,"" the mother says. ""I thought you said Protestant."""
"So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?"
"What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone"
"Cop: Save it for the JUDGE! Crook:Ok *crook wraps up last slice of pizza in foil* Lawyer: it's too bad the judge had to miss our pizza party"
"What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby? One is still dicking bimbos while the other was dicking still bimbos."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? MEET PATTY"