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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone has run a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"My father with 50 years makes 50 KM every day I say ""Tomorrow I will go running"""
"What did the homeless rapper say to the passerby? Hey man, can you spare 50 cents?"
"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."
"Not to brag but I have approximately 5000 compact discs I haven't listened to since 2003 that are preventing me from moving on with my life."
"I Am a spy who has worked for the Mossad the last 23 years. Ask Me Nothing."
"Why did the porkchop scream for help? I'd tell you the rest, but I don't want to spoil the meat of the joke."
"My friend claims he has a degree in blacksmithing... ... But everything he makes is forged."
"Porn websites should end in .cum"
"If we're talking & I start running my nails up & down your arm, I either really like you, or I'm looking for an artery close to the surface."