17552
Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone has run a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
Next Joke
"I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET"
"Wedding At a wedding, the pastor asked all the married men in the crowd to put their arm over the person who makes their life worth living. The bartender was crushed to death."
"France is a shitty country... Even the Nice parts are rundown."
"Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?"
"Last night I ate 3 large spicy curry rolls while watching Westworld. These violent delights have violent ends."
"My son just said he's going to write his name on our cat with a raisin. Guess I won't have to waste money on college."
"The pope gets caught with child porn, he says: ""Just looking at some old home videos at the Catholic Church"". Still a joke guys, I don't actually mean it. :D"
"(NAME) spent most of his university days single But it was by choice. Woman chose not to date him."
"What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way."