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Joke of the Day

"When ever someone asks me how I'm able to insult people so well..... I say ""I'm German, roasting people is what I do..."""

"A Dutch man is talking to his American friend... A Dutch man is talking to his American friend and says ""I fuck horses"" The American, astonished says, ""Pardon?!"" The Dutch man goes ""Yes! Paarden!"""

"Why are Jews so good at making action movies? Shlo-mo."

"So an atheist pastor, vegan butcher, and the presidential candidate Donald Trump walk into a bar..."

"Statistics show... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A Woman"

"Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. ""Let's twist again like we did last summer...."""

"EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I'M YELLING, BUT MY VIC 20 DOESN'T HAVE LOWER CASE!"

"I'm Godzilla's gift to women!!! *walks around toy store destroying doll houses*"

"""PARKOUR!"" - me, after tripping over nothing on the sidewalk"