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Joke of the Day

"So funny I forgot to laugh. Me: *tells bad joke* Buddy: That's so funny I forgot to laugh! Me: So is that what Alzheimer's is like? Buddy: That's so funny I forgot to laugh!"

"Breaking Ne ws"

"Customer: Waiter this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh sir."

"A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a shih tzu"

"5: daddy can I tell you a secret? Me: sure thing buddy 5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands"

"On hold with IKEA. The message just told me ""there's more to life than furniture."" Time to reevaluate everything I thought I knew."

"My husband hasn't forgiven me for answering 'Okie dokie artichokie' instead of utilizing the more socially acceptable phrase, ""I do."""

"Can you name all the dissimilarities between men and women? I can't either, but I'm sure there's a vas deferens."

"I was just diagnosed with colorblindness... I was so surprised, it just came out of the green!"

"I like my women like I like my whiskey (NSFW) Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke."