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Joke of the Day
"What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? Fire."
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"What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go ""tick tick tick?"" Vee have vays of making you tock!"
"Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi."
"What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs? A pair of polegics!"
"What do you call two women in a canoe? Fur traders!"
"Some of my friends are doctors and human rights activists and I just spent the last 22 minutes trying to open a pistachio."
"[puts dog in car] Me to wife: just gonna take her to the vet Wife: why u whispering [car screeches away] Me with wife in headlock: thats why"
"DROWNING LAWYER Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water."
"The camera adds 10 pounds. The front facing iPhone camera adds 437 pounds."
"What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering? At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win."