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Joke of the Day
"What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? Fire."
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"Baby I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight "
"The boiled water died It shall be mist"
"You do understand ""Tan"" and ""Orange"" are 2 very different colors right?"
"What did Trump say to the women who told him she could give him the worlds best Blow Job. What's in it for me?"
"I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream."
"Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling"
"[In honor of Leonard Nimoy] How many ears does Spock have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier."
"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO."
"*skips away in terror"