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Joke of the Day

"Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold."

"Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night."

"I often go to fancy dress parties dressed as a shark.... Quite honestly, the novelty is wearing a little fin"

"What's your dog's name? Icebreaker."

"Did you know that Iceland has the death penalty! It's called Ramadan"

"I need the ""Viewer Discretion Advised"" voice to narrate my life."

"What book is better when you read it drunk? Tequila Mockingbird."

"Husband to daughter's boyfriend... ...""Glad to finally meet you. I've noticed you in our food budget for some time now."""

"Most of my workday is me thinking what my couch is doing right now."

"Why do ghosts never age? They use Bootox."