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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? ""The Wall"" by Pink Floyd"
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"A guy forgot to pay his exorcist... He got repossessed."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot..."
"I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper"
"Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake... ...it was Thatchers Cold"
"*Licks the fire in your soul *Burns tongue"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."
"I think I've finally crossed the line. ~~Line.~~"
"I'm sick of people blaming the Internet when someone gets killed. Watch the History Channel. Hitler didn't find the Jews on craigslist."
"What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? ""Yum Yum."""