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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."

"Mom: You should come camping with us! It's only $100! Me: You want me to pay $100 to sleep outside? Mom: Yeah. Me: I'm getting a new Mom."

"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic."

"You'll never understand unconditional love until the birth of a child. Or hear the beep of a microwave with your burrito."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."

"What did the redneck say to his sister? Oooh yeah, baby!"

"For me, coming out as a teenager was the hardest thing I've experienced. God knows what it must have been like for my mother. Being in labour for that long."

"CIA 'Mistakenly' destroys copy of 6,700-page US torture report A CIA spokesperson commented, ""We meant to destroy the 6,700-page US espionage report"""

"October 10th was such a great day 10/10"

"What do you call a Mormon who switches religion? A mormoff!"