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Joke of the Day
"What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? ""Yum Yum."""
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"A little guitar humor I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor"
"If you lose one senses, your other senses become stronger. That's why people without a sense of humour have such a high sense of self importance"
"If Jesus appears to you... Ask him to bevel-cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Bitter"
"""Oh hey there, didn't recognize you with your cap on,"" I say flirtatiously to my toothpaste."
"An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon... It was secondhand."
"Two guys walk into a bar... Two guys walk into a bar near the optometrist, but the third one already got his glasses, so he's fine."
"Kim Jong-un has promised a new clear future for North Korea Oops, I spelled nuclear wrong."
"Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times? I tried that with my dishwasher and she ended up pregnant."