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Joke of the Day

"Odd numbers bother me. Except 75. 75 you're ok."

"Where's the best place to store ice cream cones? Conetainers"

"Eat that damn door We are waiting"

"What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert."

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like ""How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"""

"A One Liner Tried to catch some fog yesterday.....but I mist."

"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night. She nearly took my fucking eye out."

"Hi. We noticed you Googled ""How do I keep IT from seeing my browser history"" yesterday at 3:21pm. How'd that work out for you?"

"Someone with OCD visited my TL whilst I was napping and now all my tweets seem to be facing the same way."

"Two gay men were having a few drinks One said ""Bottoms up!"" The other got topsy."