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Joke of the Day

"The worst part about calling in for a sick day is the pressure of knowing you only have one shot to do the ""I'm sick"" voice."

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"Girls dont dress up to impress guys. We dress up to impress other girls. If we wanted to impress guys we would just run around naked all day"
"Where do Star Wars rebel officers eat? The Admiral Snackbar."
"Whenever my husband opens his wardrobe he shouts and curses. I think he's a cross dresser."
"Finding a girlfriend is a lot like fishing... There are plenty of fish in the sea, but it's just you holding your rod until you catch one."
"If the carpet matches the drapes I'll install the hardwood for free"