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Joke of the Day
"Just forgot the word 'bagel' and had to say, ""round toast donut."" I think I'm having a stroke."
Next Joke
"What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver? Nonanol."
"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."
"""wow this rap song is good I wonder who this is"" *waits literally 4 seconds* ""oh there look at that he said his name how convenient"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause that's as far as I could kick it."
"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."
"I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea."
"What do cannibals call a fajita made out of a vagina? A fajita."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth"
"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"