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Joke of the Day
"To everyone who ever doubted me, all I have to say to you is...lucky guess."
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"No Sopa... Radio?"
"[breakup talk] H: Gimme one last chance! M: How can I trust you again? H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!"
"Why do crowd control police go earlier to work? To beat the crowd."
"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, gross, godless, evil stuff... and I want it (:"
"Jokes about fat people aren't funny. They just don't work out."
"I hate these services like Tinder and Grindr. I remember back when if you wanted to have sex, someone else had to make a huge mistake."
"What do you call two women in a canoe? Fur traders!"
"What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews? Crews Control."
"I like my lantern like I like my metal Core"