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Joke of the Day
"To everyone who ever doubted me, all I have to say to you is...lucky guess."
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"How would you describe frankenstein's birth? Shocking!"
"I'll push a loaded grocery cart around for 45 minutes -- but I WILL NOT spend 5 seconds pushing an empty one back to the return area!"
"At any given moment the urge to sing is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away..."
"A fair deal A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."
"I thought the baseball was getting bigger.. Then it hit me."
"I drink twice a year.... When it's my birthday, and when it isn't"
"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one."
"Chuck Norris's Daughter Lost her Virginity... He got it back."
"""You do realize it's a crime to lie in court, right?"" *I think for a moment and then move my hands closer together*"