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Joke of the Day

"What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at? Czarcasm."

"Her: Let's each pick one person we can sleep with and the other person can't get mad. Mine is Ryan Gosling. Who's yours? Me: The babysitter"

"I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain."

"What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most? Harrelson's woodie."

"My son would've been 4 yo today Man 1: My son would've been 4 yo today Man 2: Oh, I'm sorry man. What happened? Man 1: I pulled out."

"I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny. It was an icebreaker joke."

"Swimming ""Hey, is that ur Kid in the swimming pool?"" 'No, my kid can't swim'"

"What do you call two mexicans playing tennis? Juan on Juan."

""" I made my famous dip for the office party"" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. ""But he wasn't a chef"" Exactly"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I'm not going to jelly my dick in your ass."