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Joke of the Day

"I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny. It was an icebreaker joke."

"Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him"

"Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean."

"They say there's no such thing as a free lunch, but I'm at Applebee's & have a dead mouse in my pocket that says otherwise."

"Why can't you hear a red heads footsteps Because they walk so gingerly"

"Why do animal rights activists hate NASA? Because curiosity killed the cat."

"Why does Iraq have no Walmarts? Because there's a Target on every corner."

"Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together."

"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a joke?"

"What's the difference between a man and an octopus? Octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brain Human Male: one tentacle which controls brain"