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Joke of the Day
"I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC."
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"Your mother walks into the bar It's ""the"" bar because she's so fat she's in every bar."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? A: I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass. (I'm sorry, this joke was mentioned on How I Met Your Mother and I can't stop laughing since)"
"My **** is like a bronze medal... Everyone gets it, no one wants it"
"Whenever someone is about to tell me about their day, I just cover my ears and yell ""SPOILER ALERT!"""
"The four states of matter: Solid Liquid Gas Black"
"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "" if my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"""
"I hear the FDA just approved Bill Cosby.... Common side effects include drowsiness, loss of memory, taste of penis, and in rare cases, sore genitals."
"My air conditioner broke. I've been breathing unconditioned air for the last 14 hours. This is how super villains are born."
"another bar joke a duck walks into a bar wearing a shoe. the bartender says, ""so you lost a shoe?"" and the duck says, ""no, i found one"""