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Joke of the Day

"Whenever someone is about to tell me about their day, I just cover my ears and yell ""SPOILER ALERT!"""

"Every time we take our dog to obedience school I can't help but think about everything that we did wrong when we were training our kids."

"What was the best time in history for the Italians? The Marin-era"

"At my age, a new driver's license doesn't have an Expires On date. It has a Renew If You Haven't Expired On date."

"Did you hear about the man who got the left side of his body blown up? he's all right"

"I submitted a group of puns to a pun judging contest hoping one of them would win. No pun in ten did."

"New air jordans What do you call the new air jordans in mexico The air juan 11sd"

"What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ? Nothing, you already told 'em twice."

"You can't break an electric toothbrush If it stops working, it becomes a toothbrush."

"What is green and has four wheels? Grass; I lied about the wheels."