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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman put in his beverages? Just ice."
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"Couple: [hands me camera] Do you mind taking a picture? ""Sure""[click] Couple: How does it look? ""I just got my hair done, so pretty good"""
"What is an adulterers favorite snack? Cheetos."
"[bed] ME: [with one foot poking out of the covers] Monsters could get me ME: [pulling foot under covers] I am now completely safe"
"What do you get when you cross the Queen of England and Prince Charles? Killed in a tunnel."
"Women are like voltron... the more you hook up the better it is"
"Anytime I fly over the exact spot a time zone changes, I yell ""88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!"""
"Reddit, what is your best one-two line joke? I heard one recently, what do you get when you put TNT in a bra? Tit bits."
"Why did Ellen Pao cross the road? [deleted]"
"You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird."