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Joke of the Day

"The four states of matter: Solid Liquid Gas Black"

"Came up with this years ago while waiting for my mom to wake up that morning. What happened when the bike ran over a nail? It popped a wheelie."

"A couple have a terrible accident and they both end up blind The guy turns to his girlfriend and whispers in her ear: I'm sorry, but we can't see each other anymore."

"So a baby seal walks into a club. The end."

"My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over."

"Mom, why am I black? - Mom, why are you, dad and everyone else in the family white, and I'm black? - The party was so crazy you should be happy you don't bark."

"Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is"

"So my girlfriend just told me that she needed velocity... Well, her exact words were ""time and distance"" but I knew what she meant."

"Did you know fish have their own religion? It's called ""ichtheology."" They study it in school"

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators"