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Joke of the Day

"Where do you shop for a pregnant cow? The Mooternity Section."

"What does a DrugLord and a TimeLord have in common... They both have two hearts, but one keeps his spare in a cooler."

"A clown was killed today after his baggy suit caught on the wheels of a passing truck; Newspapers report he was simply a victim of circus pants."

"I found Alan Rickman in the grocery store yesterday... Jk"

"Why did the gold fish cross the road? To go to /r/antijokes"

"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."

"Impress your date. Be wild. Flip the table. Flip it 360 so its upright again & nothing has moved except a roll that has flown into her mouth"

"A Batman Joke for Indians - What do you call Batman without a soul? Bn. (B ""atma"" n)"

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit rollup"

"DOCTOR: Push again, the baby is- MOTHER: IS SOMETHING WRONG? DOCTOR: [holding phone] No, I just caught a Jigglypuff up in there."