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Joke of the Day
"I feel like it's my civic duty to not let luxury cars merge in front of me."
Next Joke
"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"
"What did the Nazi say to the Cowboy? Reich for the sky!"
"I messed up my foot pretty bad. The doctors said it would take a while to heel."
"How do you confuse an AP student? Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C."
"People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old"
"The swordsman thought he won his fight but in fact His opponent feinted"
"WHAT DO WE WANT AMERICA? ROCK HARD ABS!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? RIGHT AFTER WE FINISH THIS BOX OF DOUGHNUTS!!!"
"Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle? Mohammed"
"What do you get when you put a bunch of roosters into a compactor? A cock block!"