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Joke of the Day
"I feel like it's my civic duty to not let luxury cars merge in front of me."
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"""Poor"" is an odd word because when you put it in front of ""people"" it's sad but when you put it in front of ""bladder control"" it's hilarious"
"did you hear about the circus fire? it was intense"
"What is reddit's favorite song? ""Karma Police"" by Radiohead."
"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"
"*being pulled away by security from flamingo pen at the zoo with a handful of pink feathers and a black eye* HE STARTED IT"
"A sergeant and two men from his unit walk into a bar 'Would you like to play pool?' The sergeant asked the attractive barmaid. 'No thanks darling' she replies. 'I'd rather play with your privates.'"
"Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart."
"why are sex ed and drivers ed never on the same day in Iraq ? the camel would get overworked"
"What is small furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !"