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Joke of the Day

"*being pulled away by security from flamingo pen at the zoo with a handful of pink feathers and a black eye* HE STARTED IT"

"My sex life is like 9/11... ...It happened a while ago, and it could happen again any day now, but men and women around the world are doing their best to prevent it from ever happening again."

"What do ducks smoke? Quack!"

"Burning love What kind of erection does a burn victim get? Firewood."

"How does a racist joke start? A small loan of a million dollars."

"There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog? Roger Daltrey."

"Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in."

"Can you help me with this problem? X+U=25 I think X=15, because U sure are a 10."

"I once went to an open air Queen concert. It was good, but there was a terrible electrical storm during the set Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening..."

"How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in"