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Joke of the Day
"If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway."
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"What do you call an autistic stoner? A baked potato"
"What do you call a pushy asshole potato? A dic-tater."
"It's time for dirty limericks! There once was a lady from Decatur Who got laid by a large alligator. But nobody knew The result of that screw Because after he laid her, he ate her."
"A funny thing to do would be to text random numbers with ""I got the live bees you sent, they'll do nicely"""
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"
"The two most valuable lessons I've learned in life: 1) never reveal everything you know."
"[ice cream parlor] WIFE: I'll have two scoops of vanilla ME: me too, u could say I want an WIFE AND CLERK: please don't ME: ice cream clone"
"What does a drowning person looks like lol"
"My girlfriend feels she needs 72 half-empty bottles of stuff in her shower & if I even look at them, they all throw themselves on the floor"