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Joke of the Day

"I've been playing this online game where you mostly end up immobilised and eaten alive by insects. It's alright, but just feels like another form of e-scaphism."

"So I found a hair in my pasta.. AN ANGEL HAIR! lololol"

"Why was Mary Jane not a virgin? Her mother leaves."

"How do you know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean."

"Why should you name your son Jackson? Because naming him Jacksoff would be embarrassing."

"Looking at you, I understand why some animals eat their young."

"I've done a ton of research and looked at multiple symptom checkers. I went to the doctor and he said I was fine but..... .....I think I may be suffering from hypochondria"

"An Asian woman brings her large Irish boyfriend to meet her traditional parents Her mother says: ""You bring great Shamus to this family."""

"What do a Caucasian woman's breasts have in common with clouds? They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted. Source: Brandon Sanderson"

"the most dangerous dog breed is probably the Crime Lab"