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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage"
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"Are you a rollercoaster? *motions hands to be about a foot long* cuz im this tall to ride"
"To what branch of the military to babies belong? The infantry."
"What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A bow T.I.E."
"Her: Let's each pick one person we can sleep with and the other person can't get mad. Mine is Ryan Gosling. Who's yours? Me: The babysitter"
"Fertility clinic What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope? ""Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."""
"Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen."
"How many black people do you need to start a riot? Negative 1."
"me: [letting dog lick my face] wife: that's disgusting me: [squirting shampoo into my hand] you're the one who used all the hot water linda"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."