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Joke of the Day
"Rehab is for quitters, and Lindsay Lohan is no quitter."
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"In my 20s, I was bullied by a crow the size of a chicken for several months."
"Rude joke I was taken the dog for a walk in the graveyard and seen a bloke bent down behind a tombstone, so respectfully I said ""morning"" He replied ""no, taking a shit"""
"What do you call a group of transsexual surfers? The radical left."
"Paramedics When one medic just isn't enough"
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba-Dum-Tsss"
"I was walking down the road and some guy tipped a whole carton of milk on me... How dairy"
"Why do Jewish men have to be Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20% off."
"What do you call a fish poop born out of wedlock? A bass-turd"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."