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Joke of the Day
"Paramedics When one medic just isn't enough"
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"God: I call it a Caterpillar Angel: What is it? God: A worm with feet Angel: You're really out of ideas huh? God: Then it grows wings"
"[Alligator feeding at the zoo] Me: Hey let me do it Keeper: 1st time? M: Heck no *alligator takes me by the arm* I WAS JUST BRAGGING SAVE ME"
"Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord."
"A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun?   Yellow."
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper"
"Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."
"Why is Robert Pattison so pale? There's no sunlight in the closet."
"I'm turned on by women who don't mind sucking a little dick Mine"
"Why was there no food left at the Halloween party? Because everyone was a goblin"