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Joke of the Day
"In my 20s, I was bullied by a crow the size of a chicken for several months."
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"My uncle is a toilet inspector. He's seen some shit."
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because... Windows 7 8 9."
"What do you call a female barber? A Bobbitt"
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Nothing. Fuck that guy."
"""Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to escape a fire at the nightclub everyone's been dying to get into."" *Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead."
"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."
"Indiana - A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the cash, the man fled--leaving his wallet on the counter."
"words are just a big scam. they all just mean other words. so you keep on using even more and more words. that's how they get you."
"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."