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Joke of the Day

"Rude joke I was taken the dog for a walk in the graveyard and seen a bloke bent down behind a tombstone, so respectfully I said ""morning"" He replied ""no, taking a shit"""

"""Are you already hot as shit? Then you'll look hot as shit in our glasses"" - Every glasses ad"

"Did you hear about the Furry who started frequenting SomethingAwful? Hare today, Goon tomorrow!"

"What do you call a really, really quiet piece of meat? A shh-kebab. --- I love you too, fellas."

"Where does a shoulder work? In the army."

"what's the worst part about having sex with your pets? A week later they pretend they don't even know you."

"Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt? So that he could understand culture."

"I sometimes hump random trees in hopes one will ejaculate Keebler cookies."

"NURSE: do you have any allergies ME: burnt bread NURSE: you're allergic to burnt bread? ME: yes I'm black toast intolerant"

"I like my women like I like my rice... Hot, white, and with my meat in it."