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Joke of the Day

"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? ....One? ...or two?"

"Want to play the rape game? said Guy. ""No"" said Girl. ""That's the spirit!"" said Guy. Girl is now screwed."

"I kept getting asked to stop singing ""What is Love?"". My response to this is always the same... ""I would stop if I Haddaway"""

"What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier? Lipstick!"

"Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"A Chinese girl was pregnant at the age of 14. Her name was Sum Yong Ho."

"What do you call a story about beastiality? Fifty Shades of Neigh"

"Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey? The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece."

"The two things to remember when ur a pothead 1)U lose short term memory 2) Damn! I know there's something else"

"Jew joke I'm a German Jew raised catholic and a chain smoker. I'm genetically engineered to hate myself.... And I think I'm gassing myself."