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Joke of the Day

"Jew joke I'm a German Jew raised catholic and a chain smoker. I'm genetically engineered to hate myself.... And I think I'm gassing myself."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark"

"If women can do anything that men can do, then why haven't they ever suppressed an entire gender before? Its a joke lady's."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Well, the wedding was terrible... but the reception was great!"

"What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings? Ali."

"Does a litter box count as a guest bathroom?"

"It isn't until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would've been a better option."

"My mom: Asians are some of the safest people in the world... Me: There are asian gangs too My mom: And they're called study groups!"

"What do anal sex and eating your vegetables have in common? (NSFW) They're both things that if you're not forced to do them as a child, you likely won't enjoy as an adult."

"Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments."