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Joke of the Day

"Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey? The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because there is a fucking dead horse inside of it."

"What do you get when you cross sriracha, Little Caesars, and a donkey? A hot pizza ass! Like... like a hot... piece of... you get it."

"Did you hear about that guy who said 'that's' like 'dat's'? Instead of saying that's mine, he said dat's mine."

"What do people from Cape Cod say to their butts? Hyannis"

"This one is a bit tasteless, so be warned. Water"

"Why are men better cooks than women? Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months."

"TT: At sunday dinner I like to perform an impromptu puppet show with the roast chicken. This week it's my interpretation of Die Hard 2."

"Alexa, tell me a dirty joke The patron tells the waiter ""this coffee tastes like mud"". The waiter replies ""yes sir, it is fresh ground""."

"Why don't snakes have balls? ... because they would look like dicks."