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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier? Lipstick!"
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"Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?"
"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok"
"I was trying to trick someone into getting the new Windows But they saw right through me"
"A 40 year old man goes to buy a car.... and all he can afford is a base model civic."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss! *credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one"
"What's the difference between Jewish people and Harry Potter? Harry can survive the Chamber."
"Donald trump already has a private jet he plans on putting in production for his presidency. He's calling it the hair force one."
"How can you tell if someone lifts? Don't worry, they'll tell you."