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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation? A razor."

"Karma is only a bitch, if you are."

"I am opening a new restaurant... ...called ""Whatever. I Don't Care"". Gonna make a killing on date night."

"After the recent wave of Trump primary victories, what did Nancy Reagan request for her funeral before she died? To be laid to rest beside the remains of the Republican party"

"Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family? Because he was Uber busy."

"Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics? They have the worst track record for finishing a race."

"Did you hear about the guy whose toilet flushes with hot water? He thinks he's real hot shit."

"What do you call a group of politically similar crows? A cawcus"

"I just got home and found someone had stolen my bed! I walked in and it was gone. Honestly, i'm not lying"

"Do you know why Native American sex is so hot? It's fucking in tents."