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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family? Because he was Uber busy."

"The kids next door just challenged me to a water fight. So I'd thought I'd post this while I wait for the kettle to boil."

"Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel prize? He was out standing in his field."

"What's the difference between the Foo Fighters and Nickleback? Nickleback sucks."

"When do Catholics allow the use of condoms? When the choir boys have diarrhea."

"You can't set out a bowl full of superconductors and expect people not to take them. They're irresistible."

"Greenpeace have come up with a new name for shrimp hunting, claiming it's the same as mass murder. They're calling it columbrine"

"The banana asked the vibrator... The banana asked the Vibrator ""Why are *you* shaking, shes going to *eat* me!"""

"I gave a lawyer some Viagra. All it did was make him taller for a little while."

"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer, it's called ""art"" and ""music. When I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""have to leave Home Depot""."