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Joke of the Day

"The lead singer of Dead Or Alive has died. Guess that answers *that* question."

"what's the difference between two dicks and a joke you don't look like you could take a joke"

"""How do you know that God isn't a woman?"" Because I'm not a sandwich."

"What do you call a story about a rooster? A cocktale."

"What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."

"Did you guys hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? He turned out to be a seasoned veteran."

"I'd be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer."

"I hate people who don't know the difference between ""your"" and ""you're"" There so stupid"

"My dad was cutting up Onions and I started crying. Onions was a great dog."

"Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say ""Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"" You're welcome"