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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a story about a rooster? A cocktale."
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"The road to hell is paved. That's nice."
"My missus asked me where her Valentine's day card was. I said, ""Sorry, I had a headache."""
"A Blind man walks into a bar... ...into a table, into a chair.."
"*tear runs down cheek ""Why are all these people dead on the inside?"" ""Sir, this is a morgue."""
"Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat?? Its because they're both pussies!!"
"I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy. ""Making breakfast. ;)"" ""Walking the dog. ;)"" ""Broke in to your house ;)"""
"I'm not looking for the woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey. I'm looking for the one that finds it boring."
"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"
"Where do kids with ADHD go? To concentration camps."