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Joke of the Day
"My dad was cutting up Onions and I started crying. Onions was a great dog."
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"I took a taste from the bag of white powder I found in my son's backpack and my worst fears were realized. Gymnastic chalk."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"
"Apple has solved laptop theft by making them obsolete by the time thieves get out the door."
"Why is a Boston painting school so special? Because everyone there is ahtistic."
"What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB? They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again."
"What did the black man say to the white kid? Put the gun down!"
"I donated $10 to Bernie's campaign Don't worry ladies, I also donated $7.80 to Hilary."
"Thirty days sober folks. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. I'm estimating."
"When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg ""just wants to be friends."""