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Joke of the Day

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change"

"My college bar had a ""Blow your GPA"" drink special night until all the Asian students died..."

"Imagine a world without pizza. No, no, stop crying this was just pretend I'M SORRY TRY AND CONTROL YOURSELF I'M SORRY"

"Did you guys hear about the sequel of ""To Kill a Mockingbird""? It's called... ""The Murder of Crows"""

"What's the most polite meal? Peas and franks."

"""Oooo, a window. Let's see if I can fly through it."" - Dumbass birds"

"Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell ""WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?"" until they got some answers."

"If someone says ""With all due respect,"" what follows is the verbal equivalent of a captive chimp hurling feces at you."

"My girlfriend got mad and said she need some time and distance as she left the house crying... I still don't get it why she wants to calculate the velocity"

"What's the name of the scared sky diver? Hugo First"