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Joke of the Day

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change"

"Motivating words are harder with autocorrect... - Archive your dreams. - Be excrement to each other. - Nottingham is impossible. - The only thing standing in your way is autocorrect."

"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."

"Having trouble finding paper towels. I need a Bounty hunter."

"I never understood why it was popular in AOL chatrooms back in the day to ask if others had neurodegenerative diseases.... Squishyquake81: ""Hi, ASL"""

"Cavemen were smarter than we think. Do you know why cavemen dragged their women around by the hair? It was so they wouldn't fill up with rocks."

"I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away."

"I'm only two people away from having a love triangle."

"if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol"

"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!"