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Joke of the Day

"Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin? She's trans-parent."

"Pedophiles are... .... Fucking immature assholes."

"I was getting a handjob from this blind hooker... She told me: WOW! This is the biggest dick I have ever felt! I said ""No way! You're pulling my leg!"""

"Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made."

"Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"

"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? ""You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!"" Aye matey"

"Apparently there's this Pokemon character that's a pile of garbage with a face so now I'm famous I guess."

"Found this joke on the Internet and/or heard it from a friend/professor Wasn't that funny."

"WINDOWS 10 because SEVEN EIGHT NINE! That's all."