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Joke of the Day

"What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with? ""None of your beeswax!"""

"How did the frog die? He Kermitted suicide"

"What does a Jamacian call everything he owns? Meetings."

"An authoritarian was caught speeding the other day. When asked why he was going so fast he said he, ""put his foot down."""

"Secret to wine tasting is to open the bottle and allowing it to breathe If it doesn't look like it is breathing, then give it a mouth-to-mouth"

"I met up with my ex-fiance today and immediately began having sex The police did not take it well as I was only asked to identify the body."

"What do ""Jingle Bells"" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs."

"All my sisters ex fiance smoke pot... She just couldn't marijuana them."

"What do you call a fish without any eyes? Boneless chicken"

"What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral? Don't stop, bereaving!"