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Joke of the Day
"Why was skrillex banned from the music shop? for dropping the bass too much"
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"Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?"
"How do you turn an Indian woman on? Press the red button."
"That's it, I'm done dating comedians... I don't want to get lol'd into a false sense of security again."
"A guy named Michael was rushed to the emergency room one night and had to have heart surgery.. I guess you could say it was open Mike night."
"Last night on stage at the strip club ... ...was the ugliest woman I've ever seen. She danced up to me and said ""Hey handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"" ""My glasses"" I said"
"Why did the spy stay in bed? To stay under cover"
"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"
"Alright let's hear them. Your best and favorite knock knock jokes. Me: I have a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Person: Knock knock Me: Who's there"
"Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom."