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Joke of the Day

"Ever hear of the Infinite Monkey Theorem? It goes something like if an infinite number of Redditors typed away on keyboards, one of them will eventually type a complete day of work."

"My GF was sick and said Sperm has a lot of Vitamin C in it... I told her I guess that means I can be her C-man"

"Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother? Because he was the Solaire!"

"I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why."

"I saw a guy wearing a stovepipe hat the other day... ...so I said, ""Hey! Abraham Lincoln called and he wants..."" Then I realized, they didn't have phones in the mid 1800s."

"I bet The Flintstones make those guys at PETA furious."

"How many kids do you think Wolverine has? Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out."

"I recently traced my family tree... It was easier, I'm rubbish at drawing."

"Fisherman got jokes... A little fish humor for everyone. ""Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"" ""Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"" ""You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"""

"A man walks into the bedroom holding a sheep, And says, I just wanted to show you the pig I was fucking. His wife says that's not a pig, and he responds I know I was talking to the sheep."