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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother? Because he was the Solaire!"

"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of herself saying ""Not looking good today"" after deleting the first 50 pictures she took"

"Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls? It was low hanging fruit."

"What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? One of them has a good driver."

"Sarah Jessica Parker had a leaked sex tape... The man has been arrested for bestiality."

"Do you know what else are nazis? The other 25 letter of the alphabet."

"One i made up for my mexican friends. If a Rabbi blesses food it's kosher. What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest? A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!"

"What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down!"

"I just rinsed with mouthwash to cover up the m&ms on my breath. Being an adult is stupid."

"[I am wearing a wedding gown at work] BOSS: Do you have a minute to chat in my office? ME: [lifting veil] I do"