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Joke of the Day

"My GF was sick and said Sperm has a lot of Vitamin C in it... I told her I guess that means I can be her C-man"

"What do you call a really nice sex addict? Compassionate."

"I never warn my wife before I pull the anal beads out.. I like starting the mower on the first tug."

"I don't understand men who can pull off facial hair why don't they just use a razor?"

"Girl you remind me of this steak I have no steak"

"I just started giving a chicken and an egg handjobs. I will let you know."

"Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps."

"Here's an olive branch. Please choke on it."

"What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear? Hor-crocs."

"Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit? Because it keeps the Doctor away!"