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Joke of the Day

"My GF was sick and said Sperm has a lot of Vitamin C in it... I told her I guess that means I can be her C-man"

"Somewhere, a ninja watches ""I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."" An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. ""Damn right you didn't."""

"What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal? JOHN CENA"

"What do you call a belt with a clock? A waist of time."

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... and a table, and a chair, and a stool."

"What do a communist and a nihilist have in common? It's all the same to them"

"Not a gardener per se.... but I've been known to use hoes occasionally."

"Can anyone teach me how to finger a minor? I need to work on my guitar skills."

"I always keep gluten next to my bed in case a hipster breaks into my house in the middle of the night."

"A guy tells his friend a long sleeping joke, which his friend hates. ""That was a bed joke,"" said his listening friend."