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Joke of the Day
"What can a Chicken do that you cannot? Eat with his pecker."
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"What do aliens use to buy their coffee? starbucks"
"Historical fact: The term ""bro"" originated over a hundred million years ago and was short for brontosaurus."
"What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path? A bearl roll."
"A pencil isn't as phallic as a pen is."
"Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""
"Descriptivism is the right way of managing the English language, irregardless of what you think."
"I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments. We all have family for that.."
"Do you like Dragons? Cause I'm gunna be dragon these balls across your face!"
"Fact: 98% of Jeep owners are guys named Jake, who wear shorts in the winter, and work at Starbucks."